Facebook Madness

Hahahahahaha…ur weird!!:D

It works. I’ve been doing tests today. No more holding farts you just run out to where there is traffic.

Umewahi nyambiwa na msee ako mbele yako mkitoka kwa mat? It is so ugly….

Tell me some new, i do it on the stair case. So dont ask why i aint doin lift after lunch.

Gud thinkin simo coz i heard frm reliable sources that ur farts r venomous!

Imagine the soohing effect on your butt when wind current from a passing vehicle carries away your fartxygen.

farticide!

Nyagah na when the driver farts and you’ve sat behind him and only his window is open blowing the wind in your face. Eeeewww!
Osanya still crazy as the good old days in Willis cops come to inspect you and when they lift your blanket, they just leave you.
Mdada, accept the situation and be the bold guy.

Urs is more like fartioxide! its highly toxic, capable of knockin down 20 adult humans within minutes of exposure. victims first experience sever discomfort, the diaphram collapses then they suffer total lung failure, this is followd by paralysis n loss of consciousness! this fartoxide is unique 2 Gitu.

I am not in ur league, the cops aborted mission due to my nakedness.

There is no consumable material right here,luckily its not what you consume…..

Im going to test it in the matatu im in and see if it works.

Im a litle disapointd kwani hakuna maoni frm dem galz ama these mataz r only 4 dudes?

No ofense MK.

Kevo the chics r dyin 2 contribute in this coz they alot more than we do, but they fear we wil notice dat!

U guyz r a bunch o jinxed kwanza wewe G2,u tok of doin it kwa mat n voila…the air goes stale-na sio mimi! Nway i knw this guy who went 2 showa coz his cuzo frm shagz hd done it ndani ya blanketi!

Kev, only rough drafts are as crude but i hope their comments are instigated.

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

we cunt talk, we were busy laughin our heads off. U guyz r so real

Haki nimefukuzwa kwa mat. Twasn’t me did not work and i had to alight before my stage. Yani but it was fun cause the guy next to me was stinking like if someone had poured alcohol kwa jacket so the mix was just evil.

Hehehehe! now go n try it wit u knw who!! hehehe! lol! yah go n be real wit…

Kwenda huko buana. One has to take clever risks…

In that case, Namki, I gat the illest, shrekiest fart. swi!

I KNOW NONE OF YOU GUYS!!na msinikaribie!! yaani this is what you guys talk about??

eeewwww!i can smell the stink all the way here!!

Now this is what we call the Kenyan professionals… all the individuals who participated in this stream are highly qualified and competent graduates (or atleast in the making for some)… they will be parents soon and If I am not mistaken, they are supposed to be the leaders of today. They are all techno savvy, I must say…. and this is how they spend their leisure time. I won’t condemn them… they make me laugh and remember home. Simo keep bringing your madness to the world wide web and thank you for giving me reason to laugh. Bless you