Archive for March, 2008

 

QUARREL IN THE TOOLBOX

 My Friend PP sent me this email.

Hammer         –     Noisy and always hammering his point home

Screwdriver  -     Not a self starter and always going     round in circles

Plane              -     Superficial and shallow

Ruler               –     Has a superiority complex, always measuring others up, and thinks he’s always right.

Pliers              –     Get a grip, man!!

Sandpaper    -    Rough, uncivilized, and always rubbing everyone else the wrong way.

Yet, in the hands of the Master, each one, in the right way, at the right time, for His purpose, according to His plan, a thing of beauty is created.

 
 
 

The One Line Story

In the land of the Blind, the one-eyed man became the king.

 
 
 

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